Down By The Banks of the Hanky Panky
Where the bull frogs jump from bank to bank
There’s an eeps, opps, an oops, whatever
and a skiddle and a diddle and a ker-PLOP!
Another Version
Down by the banks of the hanky panky,
where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank,
saying eeps ipes oops umps chilly willy ding dong,
I pledge allegiance to the flag,
Michael Jackson makes me gag,
Coca Cola drink it up
now were talking Seven Up,
Seven Up has no caffeine
now were talking Billy Jean
Billy Jean is out of sight
now we’re talking dynamite,
dynamite blew up the school,
now we’re talking really cool,
really cool is really neat,
now we’re talking stinky feet,
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
submitted by, Bailey MacInnis
Down by the banks of the hanky panky
as the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank,
saying eeps ipes opes oops
chili willy ding dong
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson makes me gag
coca cola burns it’s butt
now we’re talking seven up
seven up has no caffeine
now we’re talking billy
jean billy jean is out of sight
now we’re talking dynamite
dynamite blew up the school
now we’re talking really cool
really cool is really neat
now we’re talking stinky feet
stinky feet is really smelly
now we’re talking big fat belly
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
submitted by Ava Norsworthy
Down by the banks
with the hanky panks
the bullfrogs jumps from banks to banks
saying e i o u
your mama stinks and so do you
ping pong ding dong
your daddy smells like King Kong
on your feet and on your toes
your daddy wears pink pantyhose
submitted by Melissa
Down by the banks of the hanky-panky,
where the bullfrogs jumped from plank to plank,
sayin eeps ipes ohps ops,
listen to the ker-plop
I pledge allegiance to the flag,
Micheal Jackson sings so bad,
Pepsi cola burns his butt,
now he’s drinking Seven Up,
seven up has no caffeine,
now he’s drinking gasoline,
gasoline is made for cars,
now he’s shooting up to mars,
there’s a place on mars
where the boys wear bikinis
and the girls drink martinis,
every step you take,
it’s enough to kill a snake,
when the snake is dead
you put mustard on his head,
when the mustard dries
you put rubies in his eyes,
when the rubies break in 1948, FREEZE,
Mirror mirror on the wall,
who’s the fairest of them all,
Mickey Mouse built a house,
Donald Duck messed it up,
who will pay the consequences?
Y-O-U
submitted by Cas from Rockville, MD
Down by the bank of the hanky-panky,
Where bull frogs jump from bank to bank
Going E I O OOT
Chilly willy ding dong
My brother smells like King Kong
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson makes me gag
Coca Cola burned my butt,
Now we’re talking Seven Up
Seven Up has no caffeine,
Now we’re talking Billy Jean
Billy Jean is not in sight,
Now we’re talking dy-no-mite!
Submitted by Eleanor H. from Dunwoody, GA
Down by the banks of the hankey pankey
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank
Saying eeps, ippes, oppes, oops
Chilly Willy ding dong
Your mama smells like King Kong
Pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson makes me gag
Coca-Cola burn it up
Now we’re talking seven up
Seven up has no caffeine
Now we’re talking billy Jean
Billy Jean is out of site
Now we’re talking dynamite
Dynamite blew up the school
Now we’re talking really cool
Really cool is really neat
Now we’re talking stinky feet
Stinky feet is way to smelly
Now we’re talking big fat belly
submitted from Kennedy in GA
