Miss Lucy had a baby
she named him Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water
and he ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
but it didn’t fit down his throat.
So Miss Lucy called the doctor
and the doctor called the nurse
and the nurse called the lady
with the alligator purse
in came the doctor
in came the nurse
in came the lady with the alligator purse
Out went the water
out when the soap
out when the bathtub that wouldn’t fit down his throat
A quarter for the doctor
and nickel for the nurse
a penny for the lady with the alligator purse.
