I’m a little acorn brown,
sitting on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me,
that is why I’m cracked, you see.
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a crazy, mixed up nut!
Called myself on the telephone.
Just to hear my dial tone.
Asked myself
For a date
Had to be home by a
quarter past eight.
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a crazy, mixed up nut!
Took myself to the picture show.
Sat myself in the very first row.
Put my arm around my waist.
Got so fresh, I slapped my face!
I’m a nut! I’m a nut! I’m a crazy, mixed up nut!
